cloth cat, truly tasteful plastic wall mounted tea towel holder in the shape of a cats bum! comes with fitting instuctions. meeeoow! £10.99     dog-end, the perfect kitchen accessory for dog lovers. this delightful wall mounted tea towel holder is shaped like a dogs bottom. woof !£10.99
 
   
 
   

robocup, really cute robot egg cup with special spoon attachment and spaceman removable viser to keep your egg warm. beam me up! £5.99 out of stock

      movers and shakers, funky blue and yellow salt and pepper pots that shake themselves. sorry out of stock £9.99      
     

chalk memo board, blue edged chalk board, comes with chalk and two magnets, says" both of us can't look good at the same time it's me or the house". 32x44cm £7.99

housework blackboard, lilac edged chalk and memo board says "housework can't kill you but why take a chance" comes with chalk and two magnets 32x44cm £7.99

     

kitchen blackboard, green edged chalk board that is also magnetic with words " i only have a kitchen because it came with the house, comes with magnets and chalk 32x44cm £7.99

amazingly enough glass, large pint sized drinking glass emblazoned with the words "amazingly enough i don't give a shit" comes in suitably aloof packaging sorry currently out of stock

   
 
       

clean house notepad, 5o's style image on shopping list memo pad says " a clean house is a sign of a wasted life" with magnetic back to stick on the fridge £2.99

     

retro style notepad,handy fridge magnet memo pad with the words " uh oh mummys on a diet and we're all going to die"£2.99 sorry currently out of stock

         
       
     
     
 
       

" thats the message on this handy fridge notepad,that helps you keep on top of your chores £2.99

      make yourself at home! clean my kitchen, magnetic memo pad with 1950's style illustration of a chirpy housewife, be domestically able and organised £2.99      
       
     
   
   
        drink coffee retro style notepad, useful magnetic notepad with the words " drink coffee do stupid things faster with more energy" sound familiar? £2.99 sorry out of stock       geisha notepad, shopping list or memo pad says "shopping is the meaning of life" sticks to the fridge. £2.99 sorry currently out of stock        
       
     
   
 
       

mixer worktop saver, pink and blue glass chopping board or surface protector with funky 70's "kenwood chef" style design. produced by joseph joseph £11.99

     

mosaic worktop saver, colourful glass chopping board or worksurface protector. makes those dull cookery chores brighter£12.99

     
   
   
 
      will patrons kindly refrain from....tea towel, 100% cotton tea towel showing the original vintage swimming pool safety poster, no heavy petting, thank you! £9.99      

green kitchen timer and clock, can be hung on the wall or comes with metal stand, gorgeous 50s pastel green colour £6.99 sorry out of stock

       
   
     
   
 
       

set of four pastel coloured china breakfast or ice cream bowls £8.99

sorry currently out of stock

     

set of four pastel coloured china egg cups

£4.99 sorry currently out of stock

     
     
     
   
   
       

corona extra tin tray, colourful mexican beer tray with the original corona beer imagery£8.99

     

dolly mixture snack bowl, funky little melamine bowl, covered in gorgeous sweeties ideal for serving sweet treats. 14cm diameter by 6cm deep £3.99

       
     
     
     
 
     

open bottle here, wall mounted classic bar style stainless steel, beer bottle opener.

£6.99

     

wine on tap, corkscrew neatly designed to look like a bathroom tap

£4.99

     
     
     
   
   
       

chocolate, hardback book full of mouth wateringly yummy recipes sorry currently out of stock

£8.99

      coffee, hardback book    
   
     
     
 
     

cool cocktails, softback recipe book featuring all the old favourite mixes and a few zingy new tipples

£7.99

     

cool smoothies juices and cocktails, delicious fruity drinks and fresh juices, 80 healthy and easy to follow recipes, packed into a compact softback book £7.99 sorry out of stock

     
   
   
 
      hooray peg bag, funky retro style cotton peg bag with the words "hooray one more job to do and its gin and it's gin and tonic time" £4.99       hooray tin tray, coffee tray with ecstatic housewife whooping " hooray! one more job to do and its gin and tonic time" £4.99    
     
     
       
   
     

large popcorn bowl, large melamine bowl with printed popcorn design on the inside and orange outer £8.99 sorry out of stock

      large salad bowl, large melamine bowl with printed salad design on the inside and blue outer £8.99        
     
     
       
   
      small olive bowl, small melamine bowl with printed olives design inside and purple outer £3.99 sorry out of stock       small liquourice allsorts bowl, small melamine printed bowl with liquourice allsorts on the inside and pink outer £3.99        
     
     
       
   
      hooray kitchen clock, funky red retro style kitchen clock picturing ecstatic housewife and the words "one more job to do and its gin and tonic time!" £14.99 sorry currently out of stock       hooray tea towel, funky red retro style tea towel picturing ecstatic housewife and the words "one more job to do and its gin and tonic time £3.99        
     
     
     
   
    shite food tea towel   'shite food' souvenir tea towel, a far cry from the tea sipping image that tourists have of our fine nation! 100% cotton £8.99   shite Britain tea towel     'shite britain' souvenir tea towel, images of all the best bits of modern britain, from kebabs to car clamps! 100% cotton £8.99      
     
     
     
 
    Elvis chopping board   the king worktop saver, this super cool elvis chopping board features images of fruit, vegetables and grains arranged to look like elvis presley. dishwasher safe   onion worktop saver    

onion worktop saver, round glass chopping board that looks like a slice of onion, great as a trivet too.

£11.99

     
     
     
     
 
    tomato chopping board  

tomato worktop saver, round glass chopping board that looks like a slice of tomato, great as a trivet too.

£11.99

  watermelon chopping board    

watermelon worktop saver, round glass chopping board that looks like a slice of melon, great as a trivet too.

£11.99